Turn your head and cough....

So today I went to do the physical for My new job and OMFG! I have NEVER had that intense of a physical for a job! The whole works...blood work, urine test, sugar test and even the whole "turn your head and cough" routine! Hell it been a while since a woman touched me THERE...too bad it didn't do shit for Me! lol

I have a job! what can I say....that says it all! It is really amazing the difference it makes to have a job. I spent a year looking for work and it made me desperate. When President Obama was running for presidency he often mentioned the simple "dignity" of having a job. I never really understood that till I was desperate for one.

I made some really bad decisions out of desperation and moved away to where I could find work...I was thrilled to have a good job but life made it necessary to move back...when I moved back I was afraid I was in for another long job hunt...I doubted myself and doubted my ability to find work...well I have a new found faith in myself...amazing what just finding a job will do for a man.

So now I sit at home...me and My family...My daughter...the most precious gift I could ask for....ready to start work next week...a little sore from the poking and prodding...but a happy man...I guess it is true..once a man hits bottom...the only way you can go is up...